Joks

Aap hamare dil me
base ho..
Wah

Wah
Aap hamare dil me
base ho...


Thoda side me ho
jao,

Blood wali pipe me
fasse ho


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Dad:beta Jaan kaha se nikalti He
Son:khidki se

Dad:kaise?
Son:kal aap raat ko Ghar ae to mom uncle ko keh rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Niklo


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Santa said something in Banta's ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say...?
!!!..."Dhishkiyaon"..!!!


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Sardar ji to Sunita:"I want to marry you"
Sunita:"But I am one year elder than you"
Sardar ji:"No Problem, then I will marry you next year


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Ek line mein bahut saari kaali chitiyan(ants) ja rahi hain, magar un mein se ek chiti white hai, aisa kyun?

Ant Widows nahi ho sakti?


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Saurabh: Whats the name of your car?
Roohi: I dont know.. but it starts with "T"


Saurabh: Kamaal Hai... My Car starts with Petrol 127 days ago


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"RELATION" means
2 help without HESITATION
2 give without EXPECTATION
2 love without LIMITATION & 2 remember even without "COMMUNICATION"


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S:Salaa

M:Muft da

S:Siyapa . . .

Je na karo,te kanjoos..! . . ..

Je karo, te wehlay..!



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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha

Papa:Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Buaa Sann


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Sadi hr khushi da ehsas tuhada howe
Tuhade har gumm da dard sada howe
Marr v jaiye koi gumm nai sanu
Pr os aakhri samay saath tuhada howe


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Asi dhup samji oh chaa nikli
Asi majh samji oh gaa nikli
Beda garak ho jave ehna beauty parloura da
Asi kudi smji te oh kudi di maa nikli


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Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye,
Biwi ne kaha jao Mehmano ke liye kuch lekar aao...!

Santa bahar gaya aur Taxi le kar aa gaya!! ;)


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Munna: a cirkit a barish k vakt bijli kyu kadakti he
cirkit:bhai bole to god torch marke dekhta hoga kahi sala sukha to nahi rehgaya


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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
N the hottest kiss???
On d bike's silencer
Try it..


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()') ('()
( '';:'' )
( )') ('(' )
When I Give U a Message, ,
May Be U Smile :-)
But When U Give Me a Message, ,
I Kiss My Mobile!!


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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".


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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.


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A Judge Said..
Order..
Order..
Order..

Pathan :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.

Pathan:
No Shut Up Only 7Up..


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Kaha se aati hai ye hichkiya?
Na jane KAUN fariyad karta hai?
Khuda hamesha Salaamat rakhe unko;Jo hume Apne Dil se yaad karta hai.