Sayari

Masti Time:
Chuha-I love u.
Sherni-Abey apni aukaat bhul gaya hai kya...?
Chuha-Are pagli, aukaat pe mat ja, confidence dekh confidence..


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Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da,
bin yaar guzara kaun kare,
ik din howe taan lang jawe,
sari umar guzara kaun kare



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Munna Bhai:Aay circuit,baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit:Bhai bole to bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan the


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na muskurane ko ji chahta hai
na aansu bahane ko ji chahta hai
aapki yaad me kya likhe bas
aapke paas hi aane ko ji chahta hai


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assi likh likh chithiya paunde rahe
oh bin dekhe he jlaunde rahe
isse tarah he langh gyi zindgi sadi
oh rusde rahe te assi manaunde rahe


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Musaafir Ke Raste Badalte Rhe
Muqaddar Mein Chalna Tha Chalte Rhe
Koi Phool Sa Haath Kandhey Pe Tha
Mere Paao Sholo Pe Chalte Rhe


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Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Mai aap ko save karti,

Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Mai har haftey tumhe change karta


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kisi 1 se karo pyar itna ki
auro se pyar karne ki gunjaish na rhe
wo muskura de apko dekhkar 1 bar
to zindaji se fir koi khwahyish na rhe


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Masha-allah galib ne aisa sher mara
****aisa sher mara
***aisa sher mara
***aisa sher mara???? Ki sherni "vidhva" ho gayi.


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Lambi Hai Manzil Dur Hai Kinara
Dost Kyu Nai Aaya Aaj SMS Tumhara
Bhul Gaye Number Ya Naam Hamara
Ya Koi Mil Gaya Humse B Pyara


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Na BOTTEL me
Na JAAR me
Na HOTEL me
Na BAR me
Na BIKE pe
Na CAR me
ab to din guzarte hai
apke SMS k INTEZAAR me
Miss u all the time


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Dil todne walo ko saja kyo nahi
Har kisi ko pyar ki dua kyo nahi
Log kehte he ishq to bimari hai
Phir medical me is ki dawa Kyu Nahi Hoti


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Kabhi Kisi Ke Liye Mat Rona
Kyunki Woh Tumhare Aansuon Ke Kabil Nahi Hoga
Aur Jo Is Kabil Hoga
Woh Tumhe Kabhi Rone Hi Nahi Dega


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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.



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jarorat hi nahi alfas ki
dosti to cheez hai bus ehsas ki
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota
door se bhi khabar hai hume apki har saans ki


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Wo aksar mujhe kehti thi
"tumhe to me apna bana ke hi chodungi"
aaj usne apni bat sach kar di.
usne Muje apna banake chhod diya


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Jindgi itni dard bhari kyo hai
dard apko hai to taklif hume kyu hai
khabar rakhne wale humari JANSHIN
Aaj tu humse bekhabar kyu hai


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Wo So Jate He Aksar Hme Yad Kiye Bgair
Hme Nind Nhi Ati Unse Baat Kiye Bgair
Ksur Unka Nhi Hmara He
Uneh Chaha Bi To Unki ijajat K Bgair