Joks

My Eyes-Miss you
My feelings-love you
My mind-call you
My life is you
I will die without you,
I love you
aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko. - nitin bodkhe

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SMS karne ke 4 Fayde hai-1)Mobile ko jang nahi lagta hai2)Time pass ho jata hai3)Jise SMS karo wo bhi khush, aur4)kon kon kanjus hai pata chal jata hai.. . . . . !

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Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye,Pukar le 1 bar pyar se mere dost"Gadhe ki Aawaz sune jamane ho gaye"

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Agar koi galti, Gustaakhi, Mistake, Etc; Ho gayi hoto plz........ Plz......plz........ Mafi mang lo, Main bahut acche mood me hun.

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Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyo me ghuma dena,Agar wo dikh jaye to ek bar mera hila dena............ Kameeno "HAATH"

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Hutch k CEO ne muje kaha:agar tum meri beti ko pataa lo to mai apna naam badal dunga!Phir kya??HUTCH is now VODAPHONESaala ved se panga leta hai

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Bhiga Sa Lgta HaiAalam Tumhe,Bhigi C Lgti HaiSubah Tumhe,Bhiga Lag Rha HaiSara Jahan Tumhe,Uth PagalTune Su-Su Kar liya Hai.

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Yaad karke meri Dosti ko tumne,Meri zindagi par 1 ehsaan kar diya,Is mobile me ye last rupiya tha,Dekh maine wo bhi TERE NAAM kar diya.

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You are a GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu GHONCHU hi...

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

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GOD ne aap ko bheja tou bheja
lekin bheja tou aesa bheja ke bheje main bheja hi nahi
bheja yeh SMS mujhey kisi ne bheja is liyeh main ne app ko bheja

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kash tum bakri hote, hum tumhe ghas khilate aur Pyar se tumhare sing hilate aur puchte 'msg bhejne me kanjus kaun? tum ya mai'
to tum Pyar se bolte...
MEIN MEIN

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u r BUDDHU...
B-est in all,
U-nderstanding by Mind,
D-ecent by Nature,
D-ynamic,
H-onest by Heart,
samjhe BUDDHU

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hawa me tum ho, pani me tum ho, aasman me tum ho, jamin me tum ho, jahan dekho tum hi tum ho, ...............
dettol wali aunty thik hi kehti thi, kitanu har jagah hote hai. - Pramod

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"Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota."

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ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne bf ko call kiya
"aa jao ghar me koi nahi hai"
wo chala gaya! sachmuch ghar me koi nahi tha!
tala laga hua tha

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a friend is 1 who advise u 2 study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in examination hall n says "abe kitna likhega? ladkiyan ja rhi hai"

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"MOHABBAT" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai jatane ki,"PYAR" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai dikhane ki,Aur "PERFUME" mat lagao aapko zarurat hai nahane ki

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Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir "itihas dohraya ja raha hai., sab prabhu ki leela hai"

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Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai