Sayari

SMS to yaad krne ka bahana hai
Naki iska maksad apko satana hai
Dilpe mat le yar mere SMS ko
Humri to chahat bas apka muskurana hai..!!


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biwi:tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
pati:bahut.
biwi:mere marne k baad Taj banaoge?
pati:maine to plot b le liya hai hai,tumari dair hai.


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Dhadkan Hamari Tumse Jo Kahe
Sanso Ko Bhi Uski Khabar Na Lage,
Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara
Dua Hai Ise Kisiki Nazar Na Lage...!!!


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Dard hota nahi dikhane k liye
Har koi rota nahi ansoon bahane k liye
Ruthne ka maja hi tab ata hai
Jab koi apna hota hai manane k liye


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Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe!


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Words aren't enough
To say how I feel
There's never a doubt
My feelings are real!



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Niklte he aansu jb mulakat nhi hoti
Toot jata he dil jb baat nhi hoti
Unki jan ki kasam jb wo na yad aye
Aisi koi subha or shaam nhi hoti


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Mumkin Nahi Kisi Ko Samaj Pana
Bina Soche Samjhe Kisi Se Dil Lagana
Aasan Hai Kisi Ko Pyar Karna
Bahut Mushkil Hai Kisi Ka Pyar Pana


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Hui Hum Se Ye Nadani,
Ki Teri Mehfil Mein Aa Baithe,
Ho Ke Zameen Ki Khaak,
Aasman se Dil Laga Baithe!


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Agar Koi Puche Tum Se Haal Chaal Kaise Hai?
Kaisi Guzar Rahi He?Bs Itna Keh Dena
Suno
Zindgi Me Gam Hai,Gham Me Maza Hai Or Me MAZE ME HU


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Beta:Apni ma se purani album dekte hue,Ma ye foto me smart admi kaun he?
Ma:Ye tumhare Papa he!
Beta:To hum is Ganje ke sath kyun rehte he


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A Great Quote;
"Dont expect
ur FRIEND to be a
Perfect Person"
But,
"Help ur FRIEND
to Become a
Perfect Person"
Thats True friendship


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Main hi tham saku Hath unka
Muj pe itni ibadat si karde
Wo reh na paye Ek pal b Hamare bina ae Khuda
Tu us Mehbuba ko meri Aadat si karde


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Girl:Will u love me after marriage also?
Santa:This depends on ur husband,if he allows me!



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Mere rabba bus tu itni mehar karde
Dil ye mera tu patthar kar de
Seh na payenge ham yar ki judai
Uski ruksat se pehle mujko dafan kar de


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Pyase ko 1 katra pani kafi hai
Ishq me 4 pal ki zindagi kafi hai
Dubne ko samundar me jaye kyu
Unki palko se tapka woh pani hi kafi hai


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Chala ja SMS tu ban k gulab
hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab
Agr na aaya jawab to mat hona udas
Samjh lena k balance nahi hai garib k pass 59 days ago


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Dil denge kisi 1 ko,sirf 1 ko
Wah Wah!
Dil denge kisi 1 ko,sirf 1 ko
Wah Wah!
lekin jab tak koi 1 na mile
LINE marte rahenge har ek ko?


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Samundar me na koi jb kinara milega,Na apno ka jab tumhe sahara milega
Dubte waqt zara tum yeh dekh lena,K us waqt b tumhe hath hmara milga