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there is no difference between complete n finish
but wen u love a right person u r complete,
n wen u love a wrong person u r finished
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Jab Se Apko Jana Hai Ap Sa Dost Paya Hai
Har Dua Me Ap Ka Naam Aaya Hai
Punchu Us Khuda Se Ki
Kya Itna Pyara Dost Sirf Mere Liye Bnaya He
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Marte Marte Jina Jindagi Hai,
Rote Rote Hasna Jindagi Hai,
Es Jindagi Ko Badi Shan se Jina
Kyoki Kisi Aur Ke Liye Jina Bhi Jindagi Hai
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Masti Time:-
Mom:beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti:Teacher ne mara
Mom:Q?
Beti:Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya.....
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Pati-Kaal Raat Mene sapna dekha
Patni-Kya?
Pati-Tumhe koi Utha lezaraha he.
Patni-Fir apne kya kiya?
Pati-Uski Madad Ki tumhe uthane me!
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Jab bhi Aapko Phool dena chaha,
Kaanton ka Guldasta thama dala,
Par Aapke PYAR ka kya kehna,
Aapne Kaanton ko bhi Phool bana dala!!
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
kismat pe na chalta hai zor kisika,
dekha unke haath mein haath kisika,
bas wo rahe khush hamesha
chahe ho unke pass saath aur kisika
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Chuhe Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai,
Chuhiya Ka To Dil Diwana Lgta Hai,
Pal Bhar Me Aise Kutarte Hain Kapde,
Ab To Her Kapda Purana Lagta Hai
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Ek Hathi ne Chuhiya ko chhed diya..
Chuhiya ne Jake hathni se sikayat kiya k apne mard Ko Samjha dena..warna mard Humare ghar me bhi Hai..!
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Rote rote aaj ye din nikal gya
hanste hanste mausam badal gya
saawan aaye the khushiyon k
aaj dhalta dhalte ye din badal gya
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Mombatti ke andar ka dhaga bola: me jalta hu to tu kyu pighlti hai?
Mombatti boli:jisko dil me jagha di wo bichde to aansu to niklega.
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Expect the people you LoVe to be better
It helps them to become better
But don't get upset when they fail
It helps them keep trying
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Unke bina hum jina bhul jate hai
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hai
Wo zindgi me sub se azeez hai hame,
Unse har baar ye kehna bhul jate hai
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Jis din Aap zami par aae
wo asman b khub roya tha
Akhir uske ansu thamte bhi kaise
usne hamare liye apna sabse pyara sitara Jo khoya Tha
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Wo ankho Se yu shrarat krte he
Apni adaon Se yu qayamat krte he
Nigahen unke chehre se hat-ti e nhi
Or wo hmari nazro se shikayat krte he
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Meri chahat ne use khusi de di,
badle me usne mujhe khamosi de di,
khuda se dua mangi marne ki,
lekin usne b tadapne k lie zindagi de di.
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Chehra tera hm padh jayege
Dil me tere kya he hm samaz jayege
Ek bar mohabbat se dekh to sahi
Us ek pal k liye so bar mar jayege
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Malika at Airport
Bikhari-behanji 1 rs dedo
she gave him 1000 Rs
Secretary-why U gave him 1000?
Malika-pehli bar kisine behanji kaha hai
there is no difference between complete n finish
but wen u love a right person u r complete,
n wen u love a wrong person u r finished
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Jab Se Apko Jana Hai Ap Sa Dost Paya Hai
Har Dua Me Ap Ka Naam Aaya Hai
Punchu Us Khuda Se Ki
Kya Itna Pyara Dost Sirf Mere Liye Bnaya He
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Marte Marte Jina Jindagi Hai,
Rote Rote Hasna Jindagi Hai,
Es Jindagi Ko Badi Shan se Jina
Kyoki Kisi Aur Ke Liye Jina Bhi Jindagi Hai
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Masti Time:-
Mom:beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti:Teacher ne mara
Mom:Q?
Beti:Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya.....
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Pati-Kaal Raat Mene sapna dekha
Patni-Kya?
Pati-Tumhe koi Utha lezaraha he.
Patni-Fir apne kya kiya?
Pati-Uski Madad Ki tumhe uthane me!
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Jab bhi Aapko Phool dena chaha,
Kaanton ka Guldasta thama dala,
Par Aapke PYAR ka kya kehna,
Aapne Kaanton ko bhi Phool bana dala!!
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
kismat pe na chalta hai zor kisika,
dekha unke haath mein haath kisika,
bas wo rahe khush hamesha
chahe ho unke pass saath aur kisika
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Chuhe Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai,
Chuhiya Ka To Dil Diwana Lgta Hai,
Pal Bhar Me Aise Kutarte Hain Kapde,
Ab To Her Kapda Purana Lagta Hai
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Ek Hathi ne Chuhiya ko chhed diya..
Chuhiya ne Jake hathni se sikayat kiya k apne mard Ko Samjha dena..warna mard Humare ghar me bhi Hai..!
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Rote rote aaj ye din nikal gya
hanste hanste mausam badal gya
saawan aaye the khushiyon k
aaj dhalta dhalte ye din badal gya
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Mombatti ke andar ka dhaga bola: me jalta hu to tu kyu pighlti hai?
Mombatti boli:jisko dil me jagha di wo bichde to aansu to niklega.
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Expect the people you LoVe to be better
It helps them to become better
But don't get upset when they fail
It helps them keep trying
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Unke bina hum jina bhul jate hai
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hai
Wo zindgi me sub se azeez hai hame,
Unse har baar ye kehna bhul jate hai
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Jis din Aap zami par aae
wo asman b khub roya tha
Akhir uske ansu thamte bhi kaise
usne hamare liye apna sabse pyara sitara Jo khoya Tha
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Wo ankho Se yu shrarat krte he
Apni adaon Se yu qayamat krte he
Nigahen unke chehre se hat-ti e nhi
Or wo hmari nazro se shikayat krte he
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Meri chahat ne use khusi de di,
badle me usne mujhe khamosi de di,
khuda se dua mangi marne ki,
lekin usne b tadapne k lie zindagi de di.
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Chehra tera hm padh jayege
Dil me tere kya he hm samaz jayege
Ek bar mohabbat se dekh to sahi
Us ek pal k liye so bar mar jayege
~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
Malika at Airport
Bikhari-behanji 1 rs dedo
she gave him 1000 Rs
Secretary-why U gave him 1000?
Malika-pehli bar kisine behanji kaha hai
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