Funny

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein namaz padta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS kar k ek paap karta hoon.

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Arz Kiya hai.....
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
aur Ladki patate waqt sandal ko dekhna chahiye.....!

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Arz kiya hai.....
Jise Koyal samjha wo Kauwa nikla,
Dosti k naam par Hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte the hame sharab p ne se.....
sala usi k jeb se hi PAUAA nikla.

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Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,
aap k bina koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu.....
par kambakht madari roz aapko lata nahi.

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U r so "VICHITRA", Can't draw ur "CHITRA",
ur "VICHITRA" But U R My Best "MITRA".

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Teri hi charcha hai har gali me.....
Har Ladki k Dil me tere liye Pyar hai,
ye koi Chamtkar nahi.....
kyu ki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka Tyohar hai.

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Wada karte hai Dosti nibhayenge,
koshish yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge.
jarurat pade to Dil se pukarna,
Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayenge.

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Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the.

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar.....
lambi poonch aur 4 taango k saath aaoge..!!!

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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayaamat hogi.

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gulab ko hum kamal bana dete,
teri yaad me gajal bana dete!
kambhakhat humpe koi marata nahi...
nahi to Banaras me tajmahal bana dete!!

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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro k tub bhar diye ,
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki usme naha k chal diye.

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai.

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Naari k chakkar mein bhool na jana Yaari,
Jab thokar khaoge to yaad aayegi hamari,
Sudhro varna taklif hogi bhari,
Purush bachao samiti dwara janhit mein jari.

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Arz kiya hai...
Meri Prem kahani ka kya ajib ending tha...
Ezhar-E-Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se...
Jo unki shadi tak Pending tha.

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Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,
magar ek baat rah rah kar satati hai,
ki teri Girl Friend rakhti hai KarwaChauth,
lekin umar meri kyu bad jati hai.

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Mai Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mai Tumhare Liye Doob k Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai,
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai,
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY",
vo aaj "LUX" se naha k aya hai.

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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to Dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe... varna
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega...??