Joks

1Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na To SMS Kar Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir B Uska Balance Ja raha Tha.

Kaise?

1Pair Par Khadi Thi Na


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Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki


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HEIGHT OF BRAVORY-Entering Late In The Class Withut Permission And
Saying To Mam:
HEY SWEETY CARRY ON..DN'T STOP 4 ME..!


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1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta!
Kya Karu?
SwamiG-Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaye


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It Is Well Known Saying That-"Jo Hase,Unke Ghar Basey"

But De Question Is-"Ghar Basne K Baad Kitne Hasey"



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Is kadar mujhko Satate ho Tum,
Bhul jane pe bhi Yad ate ho Tum,
Jab bhi khuda se kuch Mangta Hu,
Mere Dil ki Dua ban Jate ho Tum.


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Hum to kuch na the aap ne bna diya
Itna pyar diya k jeena sikha diya
Dard lekar hum aaye the akele
Aap mile to har gum bhula diya


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Boss : Where were u born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab


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Santa asked Banta:"yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyu dekhta rehta hai."
Banta:"yaar kuchh bijli unki bhi kharch hone do


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Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya..

Sherni: abey, apni surat dekhi hai aaine me?

Chuha: are pagli surat pe mat ja, confidence to dekh.


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Jab dil udas hoto hmse bat kr lena
Jab dil chahe mulakat kr lena
Hm rehte he apke dil k kisi kone me
Waqt mile to tlash kar lena


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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'


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Dil todne walo ko saja kyo nahi.?
Har kisi ko pyar ki dua kyo nahi.?
Log kehte he ishq to bimari hai,
Phir medical me is ki dawa KYO NAHI


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Ramu 2 Waiter-Apke paas khane k liye Garma Garam kya hai..
Beter-Samosha hai,Idli,Pizza hai
Ramu-Aur Garam kya hai..
Waiter-Kadai hai


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Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...
Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..


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Pappu's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill
As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me Leave


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Postman:-

Sir,
I hav travelled 5 kms 2 giv u this Letter !

Man:-
How Stupid u r!
Why Didn't u Just Post it?


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Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha


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Ghar Ka Pata To Malum Tha
Par Galat Raste Jana Achha Laga.
Kab Se Taraste The Unki 1 Jalak Pane Ko
Jo Mili Nazar To Sar Jhukana Acha Laga