Sayari + Joks

JOKE:
Arz kiya hai,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe k woh postman ke saat bhag gayi


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Sardar-aaj maine pani ko
ullu bana diya
2nd-wo kaise?
Sardar-oye subah maine
pani garam kiya aur thande
pani se naha liya


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santa-Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl-tameez se baat karo.
santa-bahenji kya Aap mujhse shaadi karengi?


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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab,
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab,
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?


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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta haiktum ho
Saya koi lahraye to lagta haiktum ho
Ab tum hi bataao meri jaan,
tum kisi bhoot se kam ho?!!kidding


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Sorry For Disturb!
Lekin Mamle Urgent Hai
Sita G Ko Rawan Fir Uda Kr Le Gya Hai
Hanuman G Ko 1000 Bandro Ki Zrurat Hai
SMS Padte E Niklo


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Yeh unki khoobiyon ka asar hai,
jo woh itne acchhe lagte hai,
jab woh kehte hai vada hai mera,
toh unke jhuthe vaade bhi sachhe lagte hai


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Unki Yaad Mein humne Bhi,Akhir Kya Na Barbad Kia
Zara Dairi Se He Sahi,Lekin hosh ab aa gya


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Mohobbat mujhe thi ushi se
Yadon mai uski dil tadapta raha.
Maut b uski chahhat ko rok na saki,
Kabar mai b yeh dil dhadakta raha


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Silent lips may avoid many problems
But smiling lips may solve many problems
So always have a smile on ur face in the journey called life


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Kitni parwah karte he hum aapki,
Kash aapko bhi yeh ehsas hojaye,
Kahi aisa na ho aap hosh me tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend me so jaye


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Soya nahi kayi raato se,
Is dil me tum hi samaye ho,
Her aahat per aisa lagta hai
K shayad tum aaye ho..


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Chahat me kisika imtihan na lena,
Jo nibha na shako wo wada na dena,
Jise uske bin jine ki aadat na ho,
Use kabhi jine ki dua na dena


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Kisi k pyar k liye dil tadpta hai
kisi k intezar me dil tarsta hai
kya khe is kambkat dil ko
jo apna ho kr b kisi or k liye dhadkta hai


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Wo krte hai baat ishq ki
Lekin ishq k dard ka unko ehsas nai
Ishq wo chand hai jo dikhta nahi sabko
Lekin usse pana sabke bus k baat nai


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Girls father:main nahi chahta k meri beti puri zindgi ek gadhe k saath guzare
boyfrd:bus isiliye main use yahan se le jane aaya hu o


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Hr kisi ki ajib kahani hai
chup rehna b pyar ki nishani hai
zakm nai phir b kyo dard ka ehsas hai
lgta hai dil ka 1 tukda aj b apke pas hai


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Banta dheere se apni g/f k kandhe par hath rakhta hai aur dheere se uske kaan mein kehta hai-I LUV U
Girl:Jor se bolo
banta:Jai mata di


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Milna itfak tha Bichdna nasib tha
Wo itna dur hua jitna karib tha
Usko dekhne kliye tarsti rhi meri ankhen
Jiski hateli pe mera nasib tha