Funny

Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar diya, Phool manga to bageecha diya, Ghar manga to mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya.... KAB Aau LENE!

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1980 girls: Mom mai Jeans pehanungi
Mom : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Mom mein mini skirt pehanungi
Mom: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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Ek naagin ne naag ka kiss liya to naag ne sharma kar kaha, JAHER HAI KI PYAR HAI TERA CHUMMA

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New Concept of Life:
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = MA_N_D_I_RA

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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Wo bhi kya din the jab log tujhe chumte the,
Par haay re teri futi kismat us waqt tu sirf 2 saal ka tha !!

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Pyar karo kisi ek ko, vah bhi kisi nek ko,
Jab na mile sachha Dildar, Propose karte raho har ek ko.


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Wife: aji sunte ho, kal meri Mammi aa rahi hai.
Husband: kyaa tumhare PaPa bhi unke sath aa rahe hai?
Wife: nahi, Par ye aap kyo puch rahe hai?
Husband: isliye ki Kitchen me meri madad ho jati.

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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

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,****,
( @..@ )
"(. .)"
Pehchan kaun?

Bandar bhi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Abe Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

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When i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRA HAI KYA BE, PHONE UTHA JALDI.....!

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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
Birds gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass kha rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur DHAKKAN log SMS pad rahe hain

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Aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela ...
well played! well played! well played

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Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

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Tu Chaand mange mai Chaand de du,
Tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu Dil maange mai Dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......|
Abe bas Departmental Store
samajh rakha hai kya?
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SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,,
SMS,, SMS.....
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte.....!

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Wo Reshmi baalo wali,
Bhuri aankho wali,
Komal hatho aur narm pairo wali,
matakti hui andhere me tumhare paas aayegi Aur dhire se bolegi.....
MIAAAU.. MIAAAU.....

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MAJNU ko LAILA ka SMS nahi aaya,
MAJNU ne 3 din tak khana nahin khaya,
MAJNU marne wala tha LAILA k pyar mein,
aur LAILA baithi hai SMS free hone k intezar mein

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Aaj k din koi BHAI bole to DONT WARRY
iska matlab hai..
B= BEST
H=HUSBAND
A=AVAILABLE
I=IN INDIA
so Happy Valentine Day to all BHAI


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zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaruri hai.. puchoon kyun..? ? ? ?
kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti