English

Near ones are not dear &
Dear ones are not near..
It is easy to remember the near ones
But very difficult to forget the dear ones.!!!


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Hamare Aasu Poch Kar Wo Muskurate He,Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate He,Hath Unka Chhu Jaye Hamare Chehre Ko,Isi Umeed Me Hum Khud Ko Rulate He


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During marriage ceremony why is the man made to sit on the horse or in the car?




Ans:God gives a last chance for the man to escape


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Principal:Write ur father's name in english,
Sardar:BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR.Principal:r u joking.! Sardar:noo his name is Sunder lal Chadda


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Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece

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Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever



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Listen any PDF Doc:
CTRL+SHIFT+B=Hear d whole Doc
CTRL+SHIFT+V=Hear only d Page
CTRL+SHIFT+C=Resume
CTRL+SHIFT+E=Stop.
Enjoy.


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Deep in my soul
I know tht our relationship is a rare gift
1 tht brings us extraordinary happiness all through our lives-
it is calld
LOVE


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O moon -go slowly.
O beauty birds -dnt make noice.
O breez -b slowly.
O my heart -beat silently.
Bcoz my dear frnd is opening d eyes
G'Mrng!


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SMooth roads nvr mak gud drivers
Problm free lyf nvr makes strong prsn
So nvr ask lyf "Why me"
Instead challenge it & say "Try me".
g.m.


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Leave SOMETHING 4 SOMEONE

Never leave SOMEONE 4 SOMETHING
Bcoz in life, SOMETHING will leave u, but SOMEONE will always live with U
lyk

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Feel good for
those who love u...
Feel better for
those who miss u...
But feel the best
for those who
never forget.



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Happy moment - Don't forget me,
Difficult moment -trust me,
Quite moment call me,
Painful moment-tell me,
Free moment SMS me


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Always make ur absence felt in such a way dat somebody misses u, but let not ur absence be so long dat somebody learns 2 live without U


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If i had the letters HRT
I can add EA to get a HEART
or U and get HURT.
But I'd rather choose U and get HURT then have a HEART without U


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Y is it tat a lecturer is considered beter than a mother !



A mother can put only 1 child to sleep, while a lecturer can mak d whole class


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Love is an illusion. Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people!
People with strong hearts belive in flirting :)



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Heart is equal to a mirror,
Mirror shows reflection,
&
Heart shows affection.
Both hav one equal quality-
cant be reformed once broken.


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Love is an illusion. Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people!
People with strong hearts belive in flirting :)