Funny

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano.....
chalo aise na karo aur jaldi se NAHA LO.....!

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I Like U.. I Really Like U... I Like U Very Much..., I Really Like U..., Kyonki Geeta Mein Likha Hai..., Paap Se Nafrat Karo Paapi Se Nahi.

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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

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You are a Very Smart, Beautiful, Hot & Sexy Person.....
Jada khush mat ho aisa mujhe teri Girl Friend kah rahi thi.

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u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r Likable
u r Unique
In short .....
u r ULLU !!!

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Beta: Pitaji mujhe bandar dikhaona
Pitaji: Abhi nahi…
Beta: Kyon?
Pitaji: Abhi wo mera SMS dekh raha hoga

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kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.

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Ek kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag gai, wo apne ghar ko bacha nahi saka...
kyoki wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko misssed call marta raha.

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya, kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki, tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki "AIDS" chhune se nahi failta.

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Aey mere SMS mere Dost k pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

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Close ur eyes n imagine "Chand ka bed taron ki chadar, phulon ka takiya, aur Pariyon k sapne"
Cum back 2 earth n sleep on ur own khatiya.

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Sardar road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !!
"haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

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Boy- Suit bada achcha pehna hai..!!
Girl- Thanks
Boy- Lipistic bahut achchi lagai hai..!!
Girl- Thanks
Boy- Makeup bhi bahut achcha kiya hai..!!
Girl- Thanks Bhaiya
Boy- phir bhi Sunder nahi lag rahi.

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1. Nazro ka milna,
2. Sharmana,
3. Ghabrana,
4. Thori si Hasna,
5. Phone no. dena,
6. Miss Call,
7. Sms,
8. Calls,
9. Milna,
10.Proposal....
Result: Dus Bahane Kar K Le Gaya Dil.....!

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Agar aap kisi Bus, Train, Plain ya kahi se bhi ja rahe ho,
Kisi Ladki/Mahila k hath me phool, dhaga, chain ya chamkti hui koi chij dekhe to turant bhag jaye,
ye chij rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki jara c laparwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai.

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If engineers start making films, the names will be:
"Current ho na ho", "Aa ab B.Tech karen", "Hamari IC aap k pas hai", "Fuse lagaya to darna kya", "Engineer no.1", "Engineering koi khel nahi", "Input wale output le jayenge", "Maine engineering kyu kiya!!"

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Aisa Dostana ho hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai BAARISH tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

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Patthar se Dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se Dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se Dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se Dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra. Mujhse Dosti Karoge

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Mom: Soja varna GABBAR aajaiga
Boy: pehle 100 rupeye do
Mom: "kyoun"?
Boy:"varna main Papa ko bata dunga mere sone k baad gabbar aata hai..............."

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Jab aap hanstey hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa!
Are aap to naaraaz hee ho gaye...
jab aap naraz hotey hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!

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Namaskar !
Aaj ka tapman 45 Degree hone ki sambhawana hai,
Kripya apna Dimag Barf k paas rakhe,
Kyo ki Bhusa bahut jaldi aag pakadta hai.